All The Dirty Words

Fifty
Fifties
Nifty Fifty
Middle Age
Middle-Aged Spread
Mid-Life Crisis
Menopause
Menopause the Musical
Spare Tire
Love Handles
Muffin Tops
Loaf Pans
How About Some Coffee With That Roll
Frying Pan Ass
Anchor Ass
Lard Ass
Turkey Neck
Jowls
Crows Feet
Facial Hair
Nose Hair
Thinning Hair
Blue-Hair
Gray Hair
Hair Dye
Varicose Veins
Creaky Knees
Popping Ankles
Thunder Thighs
Buffalo Butt
The Jimmy Legs
Arthur-Itis, My Old Friend
A.G.E. Syndrome
C.R.S. Syndrome
Old Fart
Old Fartess
AARP Special
Colonial Penn Life Insurance
Depends
Ben Gay
Preparation H!
Prostate
Estrogen
Hot Flashes
Osteoporosis
Osteo- anything
Getting Up To Pee In The Middle of The Night
SAS Shoes
Velcro
Bifocals
Decaf
Dentures
Fixadent and Forget It!
Fiber
Old Crone
Hag
Coot
Codger
Over the Hill
Over the Shoulder Boulder Holder
Older and Wiser
Older Than Dirt
Old Enough to Know Better
Older Than You
Younger Than Me
When I Was Your Age
In My Day
Young People Today....
I Can't Understand a Word You Just Said
I Can't Read This Without My Glasses
I'm Just Resting My Eyes
Gravity
I've Fallen And I Can't Get Up